Episodes
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MIKE GAYLE: “Stallion thighs.”
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MARTIN ROBERTS: “I had minutes to live.”
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JONATHAN GOODWIN: “There’s only now.”
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JOHNNY VAUGHAN: “Bang-on six foot.”
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PETE MCKEE: “I’m aware I’ve had the full benefit of someone passing.”
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SCOTT BENNETT: “Uniball!”
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MARK WATSON: “An odd relationship with self-esteem.”
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SAM DELANEY: “Bravado, bullshit, booze and bugle.”
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CHEF ANDRE RUSH: “I’ll kick yo’ ass... Then make you dessert.”
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JAMES O’BRIEN: “A mate of mine missed the pot!”
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ED GAMBLE: "I worry more about my weight now."
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JASON BYRNE: “A weird thing happens with my testicles.”
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TONY BLACKBURN: “I never had that confidence when I was younger.”
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JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: “Throwing chicken wings in Aldi.”
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LETHAL BIZZLE: “Fans would draw pictures of me - and make me fat!”
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DAVID GANDY: “If this nose keeps growing I’m in trouble.”
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ROSS NOBLE: “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.”
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ROH YAKOBI: “They could kill you for this.”
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TONY SCHUMACHER: “I was a nylon turd.”
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DALISO CHAPONDA: “I’m not the Prince of Bel Air. I’m Carlton.”
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ALEX BROOKER: “Thin-skinned and insecure.”
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NIGEL NG: “Metrosexual is a term we use for guys who shower.”
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RUFUS HOUND: “I feel sexy.”
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DERRICK EVANS MBE: “Flip me!”
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SCROOBIUS PIP: “They made me the Alpha hipster.”
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JACK WHITEHALL: “We were quite a nudey family.”
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RANKIN: “I probably shouldn’t say this.”
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MIKE BUBBINS: “The Welsh Burt Reynolds.”
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LUKE STOLTMAN: “Triple XL. Especially in the crotch department.”
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STEPHEN FRY: “I wanted to trade with the Devil.”
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DAVE BERRY: “I will protect my loved ones from Evil!”
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JAYDE ADAMS: “I’m a bit of an over-sharer.”
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TONY HALE: “I embraced my quirk.”
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IAIN LEE: “This is the last time I’m going to be so personal.”
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RHYS JAMES: “My job isn’t to have perfect nipples.”
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REVEREND RICHARD COLES: “I used to long to be a brain in a jar.”
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FRANK COTTRELL-BOYCE: “I have great biceps.”
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ROB BECKETT: “My house was brutal!”
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JON RONSON: “Crouching, fearful perverts.”
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STEPHANIE HIRST: “I took myself off to Korea.”
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JOHN AMAECHI OBE: “My mother told me: People will be scared of you.”
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GARY LINEKER: “I blub more now.”
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SCOTTEE: “I got Fat Panic!”
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JOSH WIDDICOMBE: “Morphine. Best time of my life.”
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JASON MANFORD: “Why do Greek statues have such little willies?”
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RICK EDWARDS: “The ears of a small girl.”
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OMID DJALILI: “I am a sphere.”
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SIR CHRIS HOY: “I had a hip boob.”
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MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE: “My foreskin is somewhere in Guildford.”
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ADAM BUXTON: “I had the best haircut of my life in 1998.”